stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 January 1, 2016

Stalebate

Noun -When you're mastorbating and it gets so boring that your dick gets soft without cumming

I gotta get my internet turned back on soon, its been a Stalebate for the past nights without porn.

by Markopolo269s January 17, 2016

stale

when somebody has no emotion;mad

Girl 1: Bro, Patricia wouldn't talk to anyone yesterday.
Girl 2: Yeah I know, she was pretty stale.

by maddiekal March 7, 2016

stalkerific

how valuable a tool is in the acting of stalking someone.

I find Instagram most stalkerific.

by DirtyWaterbury September 8, 2016

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016

saldes

Small village in the region near Barcelona. Once upon the time the village elders said to the new generation that they had to escape the little town and move out of there (cause WW1 and many epedimics). So all the person around 16-25 (ish) had to move out so the village could once again be rebuilt when all the other people died. But to rember the little town they had to change their last name to Saldes. Now (2016) the village is still empty but many with the name Saldes live. But there's one tihng more to do, pass this story on to his/her child/ren so the people who sacrifeced all they had for them to move would be rembered trough time. Saldes

-Huh you're from that village in spain, right?

-Yeah Saldes
-Yeah...

by TheOldElderThatTellsStories December 9, 2016

stalker stick

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people

Look it's a stalker stick

by Whateves July 7, 2016