Stalker Talkers

Two people the are stalking each other. Their usually found in Chat Rooms, talking very sexually suggestively to each other. Often talking in obsure sexual innuendoes understood only by them.
See: stalker stalking

We're such Stalker Talkers,
Him:maybe we should find a place to root downand see how deenalicious you really are my destiny.
Her:Ohh yes my spotsaneed, your on top again.......ohhh lmao

by Spotsaneed June 14, 2004

stalker

One who has a collection of pictures of the infactuated person and carries it around everywhere.

She is a scary stalker. She stole his own picture from him.

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by Teena Pee July 18, 2008

stalker-feed

A feature of Facebook otherwise (and officially) known as the mini-feed. Introduced in the Fall of 2006, the stalker-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile.

"Did you know that Colleen and Andy are meeting up next week?"
"Well I didn't until I saw Colleen's wall post on her stalker-feed."
"Yeah me too!"
"Then I hopped over to Andy and Colleen's Wall-to-Wall and stalked a little more!"
"Sweet!"

by Bryce Bus December 3, 2007

khaki sacker

Term used for a married person at work or in the military that brings a lunch to work every day thats packed in a brown bag by their wife. Also known as a "brown bagger".

We're going to Mcdonalds for lunch today. All of the Khaki Sackers are staying put.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

myspace stalker

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.
2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages

1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!

by jacoblebo December 14, 2007

olympic slacker

An individual who, whether he or she knows it or not, displays great achievements in the slacker lifestyle. Extreme laziness, mild obesity, hygiene challenged, or combinations of all three are likely signs. Drugs and other special substances may or may not be related to the cause. It is more than likely that there not.

Man, I am such an olympic slacker. Its like what, five in the afternoon, I haven’t bathed, brushed my teeth, and I'm still walking around in my now smelly sleepwear from last night.

by R***** October 16, 2008

Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009