butt squirrel 

dork or ass monkey

Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel

butt squirrel by almo and sass July 14, 2003

Sneaky Squirrel 

When a chick is sucking your dick, you pull it out of her mouth and you insert your ball sack into her mouth.

Guy: I totally gave you a Sneaky Squirrel just before.
Girl: mmmmm....I like nuts

Sneaky Squirrel by Mr. Squirrel July 6, 2010

Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

Paste the squirrel by Nick February 7, 2004

flying squirrel 

lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts

I gave the bitch the flying squirrel broke her bed though.

flying squirrel by Sosa69 February 4, 2008

ground squirrel 

when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.

dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy.

ground squirrel by delivery boyy! February 3, 2010

Dirt squirrel

A slang term for a fucking slut.

"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."

Dirt squirrel by Dylan Rose July 17, 2006

Tamster Squirrel 

noun. A talented, smart, and all around great person. Can run fast and plays trumpet.

Tamster squirrel is a band geek.

Tamster Squirrel by audrey November 7, 2004