Shanks

Blade's dad

Look it's shanks. Blade see, ur dad is here.

by Blade's dad June 16, 2021

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 9, 2021

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022

Spanish

The best language to learn when watching •REC.

I learned Spanish by watching a horror film. It was fun.

by CarkyAmster June 30, 2022