by sbeere December 9, 2008
Get the Smash the Gammon mug.The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.
Nadsack: no... dont get it...
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009
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a legendary internet famous kid. super fucking hot with a huge dick. everyone loves him and he is the biggest man on earth. he got expelled because he is hard as fuck and only rocks designer. he also scoots and presses everyone. everybody loves seshtyler.
by seshtyler June 7, 2017
Get the seshtyler mug.A fight between two drunken whores that ends in one of them owning the other, normally a firm bitch slap to the face
Lindsay Lohan: I just like bitch smashed Hilton..in front of the..papa..razzi. (Falls to the floor and vomits)
by Captain Epilepsy April 8, 2008
Get the bitch smash mug.-poo session literature. A book, magazine, pamphlet and/or any reading material read during a lengthy poo session.
Sometimes the same piece of literature is left near the toilet, so that the piece of literature is fully read during poo sessions.
Sometimes the same piece of literature is left near the toilet, so that the piece of literature is fully read during poo sessions.
"Hey can I borrow that Bukowski you lent Zac"
"I'll get you one for your birthday"
"WTF? you won't lend me your copy but you lend that asscake one?"
"Relax. That book is a poo sesh lit"
"NOICE!! Up yours ZAC!!"
"I'll get you one for your birthday"
"WTF? you won't lend me your copy but you lend that asscake one?"
"Relax. That book is a poo sesh lit"
"NOICE!! Up yours ZAC!!"
by JayCrisis June 3, 2008
Get the poo sesh lit mug.A period of time or "session" during which Dim Sims are consumed. A Dim Sesh usually involves eating a large number of Dim Sims, and is typically done whilst in the company of a group people. Otherwise known as a "Dim Sim Session".
As seen in 'Taken Out'
Girl: "I really like Dim Sims"
Kerley: "Oh yeah! How many Dim Sims can you knock back in a Dim Sesh?"
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Kerley: "You know, how many Dim Sims can you eat?
Girl: "Oh... I dunno... a few."
Girl: "I really like Dim Sims"
Kerley: "Oh yeah! How many Dim Sims can you knock back in a Dim Sesh?"
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Kerley: "You know, how many Dim Sims can you eat?
Girl: "Oh... I dunno... a few."
by TheQuizMaster July 21, 2009
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(If you get really, really high, you will come to the realization that this word is the true way to express the concept of sex).
(If you get really, really high, you will come to the realization that this word is the true way to express the concept of sex).
by Indeed113 November 14, 2009
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