Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

Secret

Something that Anns has to tell me

Anns shouldn’t hide secrets from me

by R0zal1n4 May 26, 2024

secret pickle

when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're cheating on them

shayla is in a secret pickle because she wants to fuck Caleb but is dating izzy.

by kayak in da boat February 23, 2021

Bunny Secret

A sexy blue bunny... He's too secret... He's so blue and secret...

Hey! Look at this bunny secret!
Oh my... *cums*

by Quary February 9, 2024

Secret Centurion

A secret centurion is a group of friends who share inside jokes. Any group of people can form a secret centurion. There is only one exception. A Rithvik or a Navad can not be part of the secret centurion. Anyone else can.

Daniel: Twoooo!
Everyone except Rithvik: *Laughing* Wow! The whole secret centurion is laughing at that amazing joke!

by DnEiCgOgYa October 13, 2022

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021