Satan

a biblical entity of pure evil;

one of satanic nature;

a cheating male;

a woman;

people of peruvian descent; your

first ex;

a person who causes you harm;

one you hate

You're such a Satan. Tell that to my ex-wife. Haha

by A Black Man With a Pokemon April 23, 2011

satanic hamster

One who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF, say my NAME bitch, SAY MY NAME!

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005

Satanic Drive-By

Driving by a group of people. Mainly random ass fucks you don't like, or you don't even know then. The driver slows down a bit, you blast Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It Til After Marriage by See You Next Tuesday. While the passenger stands through the sun roof and glorifies it.

Yo, see those fucking faggots over there at the table? They asked me if I liked Satan. Lets show these fuck how we do our drive-bys. No guns all Satan. Satanic Drive-by!

by Drama and Pengy. August 5, 2009

Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.

I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.

by iamanas August 14, 2012

Church of Satan

The most evil place of devil worship imaginable. Their terrible site is www.churchofsatan.com.

The Church of Satan is a place of devil worship and human sacrifice.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

sad satan

1. A kid who has terrible ADD

2. A game/movie addict

3. Starwars fan (or occasionally a "Starwars Battlefront the game" fan)

4. Someone who masterbates often

"Oh no, sad satan wont stop playing that game! And im not sure if he even knows what he's doing!"

by cheese man123 August 24, 2005

satanism

see poopatology and catholocism

satanism is teh gayness

by nazis,fascists,and commies July 12, 2006