Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017

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Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

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This position has been long held by Sir Gerard Way the Sassy but some believe that Sir Daniel Howell the Posh has taken his position as emo Santa after he tweeted a picture of himself wearing a black Santa hat

'Omg I like the idea of an emo Santa more than one in red' ~ an emo person

by Pilots Phan April 22, 2018

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Santa

A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.

Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!

by Ahdhan February 1, 2018

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Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”

by ripitclol May 11, 2018