while fooling around with your g/f and you tell them you are about to cum. they think they are going to see a little cum - instead your penis simply explodes and erupts like a volcano, covering your partner in thick streams of cum... "Surprise"!!
Maria was rubbing my penis over her breasts. When I told her I was about to cum - she wasn't ready for the 'cum surprise, she got
by Blast-a-choo January 23, 2008
Get the cum surprise mug.the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
by lieutenantURNER October 21, 2008
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The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
Where's Katie?
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
by UrbanBob June 8, 2010
Get the Gargle Gargle Surprise mug.Following 'doggy-style' sex, before climax the male spits on the girls back. When she turns around the male ejaculates all over her face. The male then throws his hands up in the air and screams "SURPRISE!"
by Flynn[VTX] November 29, 2003
Get the Houdini Surprise mug.The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.
Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.
by GrassDoctor November 4, 2013
Get the surprise blow job mug.When Jesse's wife met the other man that morning for breakfast, she got more than expected. Her sunrise was everything she was hoping for, and clearly not receiving from her husband.
by Rick Springfield January 10, 2014
Get the Sunrise mug.When partying with a large group of friends, the first person to pass out is presented with the hobo surprise. A used condom in the street is found and the contents of the used condom is squeezed out onto the sleeping person's face. Similar to the dispensing of a go-gurt!!!
by HS President March 1, 2010
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