crunchy sock

Men always need a quick place to wipe up their jizz, a sock is the quickest resort.

my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.

by Crunchysox March 15, 2017

body sock

A tight-fitting garment designed to accentuate the curves of the female physique. Hopefully its use remains limited to women with suitable body-types. By definition it should be too big for your foot and in most instances, too small for your mother to wear. However, the first person to ever be commended for wearing a "body sock" was the exception to this last rule.

Is that our cocktail waitress over there, wearing the green body sock?

by cowtownseven March 18, 2010

purple sock

The common name for a medical condition in which the rectum becomes inverted and is extruded through the anus. This is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous anal sex. It is called a "purple sock" because that is the best description for how the inverted rectum looks. (see also ass tulip)

Dr. Smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 AM, suddenly had an intense anal fetish, and showed up in his ER one night with a purple sock. It ended up the "other man" was in fact a horse.

by Nick D April 25, 2003

penis sock

A sock or other covering that keeps a penis warm. Can also be used for masturbation and containing bodily fluids.

1) She slipped a penis sock on me so that I wouldn't slime her.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.

by Powerplay12 December 9, 2008

wind sock

When your penis is limp and hanging off to the side.

"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."

"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."

by DoubleDownSaint July 20, 2005

Fetid Russian Cum Sock

Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?

by Trumpo the Clown June 20, 2019

distended tube sock

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010