Shitty of Zion

1. A derogatory name for Zion, IL
2. A town in northeastern illinois where all of its stores close at 8pm on weekdays and 5-6pm on the weekends.
3. A town in northeastern illinois whose library keeps enforcing crazy rules because of rowdy teenagers have nothing else to do but cause trouble and you have to stay out of the library after 3pm on schooldays to avoid them.
4. A town in northeastern illinois where there's nothing to do.
5. The town with a Mister Rogers Neighborhood-ass trolley that goes in a big ass circle

I can't wait to get out of the Shitty of Zion

Its 3:00, here comes the troublemakers, I gotta get out of the library

by Billsner January 28, 2008

short shift

When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.

Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car

by The carbon fiber 240sx May 13, 2005

plate shift

Losing your mind momentarily.

In the middle of a sentence you forget what you were saying and experience plate shift.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

k-shift

Verb-To have a word starting with C and chancink it to K for "cool effect"

Kool, Kute, Kombat, etc.

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

shisty

messed up
jacked up

that punk is being shisty today

by Matt Vowles June 12, 2003

Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop

Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty

by Shitlord August 1, 2009

Stick Shift

When a man is laying on his stomach and he gets an erection. When it starts to hurt the man pulls his penis up so its horizontal and so that the head of the penis touches the belly button.

When I was laying in bed watching a shot at love with Tila Tequila I had to stick shift to stop the pain.

by Joe Shea May 19, 2008