Salmon

Someone who drives up and down a road repeatedly all day, with nothing better to do

Person 1:Is that the same car again?
Person 2:Yeah, that guy is such a salmon.

by 1333333333333333333337 October 20, 2010

SALESZILLA

A ridiculously high maintenance Sales Rep that thinks he is the center of the universe. The Saleszilla thinks everyone else in the world should drop everything and cater to the needs of his ridiculous requests. A Saleszilla will act and give off an impression that he is at Executive level when really he is just a sales rep.

Sales Assistant – OMG! He just booked a five star hotel that is totally outside of company policy. He’s such a “SALESZILLA”

by k2fierce August 16, 2011

Salmon stripes

Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.

That girl has some serious salmon stripes!

by Gopher smoker October 14, 2011

Salestards

Completely inept salespeople

Man boss we could be doin Hella numbers if we didn't have an entire staff of "salestards."

by Coffee is for Closers ONLY August 10, 2012

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012

Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.

Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"

by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

Salmon Panty

the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.

by Skankbone November 26, 2013