Insanely Retarded

The mf who nicolas cage played in the first National Treasure (Ben Gates) .
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find

Damn Nigga you must be "Insanely Retarded" to turn that offer down

by Giga Nigga January 1, 2023

scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.

I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Get retarded

The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.

Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?

by Doping March 7, 2023

Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

by Spider647 October 25, 2023

semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood

This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.

by Lyxtq October 6, 2024