random business

I play game on various consoles

random business is goated

by random business October 23, 2025

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Randoms

Slang term for miscellaneous unrecognized acquaintances, especially in a party setting.

Yo, I can’t believe she got all those randoms to film a group TikTok dance with her

Hey, why are there so many randoms here?

by Smartkid123456789 January 23, 2022

No Random Crits Syndrome

Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.

No Random Crits Syndrome may have something to do with Sado-Masochism

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 18, 2022

Random

Unsystematic, unmethodical, unexpected, unplanned, without method or conscious decision, by chance

Abby chose a marker at random.

by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Random test

This is just an experiment to see if urban dictionary actually reads the shit that others write and whether it’s a bot or not.

“Yo, urban dictionary said they would publish my word”
“Really, me too”
“We had the same word and definition....”
“Is this some kind of random test?”

by blinders March 31, 2020