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Raving Queer

A gay man that goes around parading about his sexually.
walking through manchester arndale, shouting as loud as he can down the phone to his women best friend 'Yes! I do love cock in my arse, i am abit of a raving queer'
by I JI IP IL 4 WI I June 9, 2009
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raking the carpet

Using a backscratcher (or some other sharp or rough object) to give sexual pleasure to a woman. Can be performed on oneself or others.
"Yo dawg, my girlfriend has some crazy-ass fetishes, last night she had me raking the carpet."
"Damn."
by CarpetRaker October 16, 2009
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Roping Smokes

Roping smokes means to smoke cigarettes one after the other. The idea being that one is never without the best nicotine delivery system ever devised by man. An endless cigarette has the appearance of a rope.
John: Im extremely hungover today. I feel like I got ran over by an eighteen wheeler carring Marborro Reds.

Dean: Not suprising dude, you were roping smokes all night.
by skiptracingclub June 18, 2013
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Raking the leaves

The act of rolling up a blunt to smoke
"Hey you gonna be raking the leaves later today?"

"Hell yeah!!"
by Kittywittymix August 29, 2016
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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racing stripes

when a girl shaves her hairy bush with 2 or 3 stripes leading to her cooter
Oh man, I went down on this girl and she had racing stripes.
by Apu February 12, 2003
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reaping havoc

bringing chaos around.
that boy has been reaping havoc since he got here.
by Fuhker N. Leever January 10, 2008
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