purple headed yoghurt slinger

by Chest August 3, 2003

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Purple Sheen

The hardest erection one can achieve. An erection so hard the head of the penis goes from a velvety matt to a high gloss finish, so red and full of rage that its almost purple, those creating a Purple Sheen off the head of the penis.

Tommy woke up with a Purple Sheen, his dick was so hard it he pushed down on it and popped his lower back.

by Nick Pitarra June 14, 2013

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purpicide

adv.- to O.D. on purple shit. i.e. purple yerple or purple haze.

hommie so hocked-up on that red and blue mix he committed purpicide.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

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purple headed yogurt thrower

pretty simple synonym for a penis

You ready for my purple headed yogurt thrower?

by Broan November 12, 2007

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Purple Florgen

A drink invented by two young men in Kokomo, Indiana. Originally, a non-alcoholic beverage, the drink contained Welch's grape soda (hence, the name purple) and whipped cream. Later, upon reaching legal drinking age, they decided to add a twist... a "McTwirple Twist" as it would later be named. The McTwirple Twist was simply the addition of a small amount of grenadine and a large amount of cheap vodka.

Although its name implies that the drink has German origins, it actually isn't available there. It was tested in France and Mexico, with little success. Its most successful trials took place on university campuses across the U.S., namely Purdue University and Indiana University.

A marketing campaign is currently in the works with the tag line, "endorsed by llamas". The drink has yet to hit shelves, but could as soon as 2009.

We mixed up a couple of Purple Florgens to quench our thirst.

by Bill B. and C. Jack January 8, 2008

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