sweet potato

A chubby person who is inexplicably attractive to others.

How does that sweet potato get so many bitches?

by sweetestp April 9, 2010

Patate

Patate is Latin for Rent Boy

That Franco is such a patate

by Franco Patate May 19, 2008

cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.

Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.

by plovestrees October 30, 2009

mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003

Potatesh

An adjective describing something or someone that is considered to be cool or good

"that movie was potatesh!" "i had a potatesh day at work today"

by tiki-man March 26, 2009

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

fully-potatoed

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

by Rob9001 February 7, 2010