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Border Patrol

1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack

2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.

3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.
1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.

2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!

3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.
by Storytelling Sam September 9, 2006
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patrolling

not wearing a shirt under a hoodie
" that girl is definetly patrolling today, look you can see her nipples through her hoodie"
by poopshoot0505 April 12, 2009
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Pedro

A Mexican male, particularly one who is short, among whites, and in a subservient position; the mexican version of "nigger".

Never use around more than one Mexican at a time, unless you don't need your teeth for something.
Hey Pedro, I said fill it with PREMIUM!
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004
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Petrol Pump

Rhyming slang for "dump" for when you need a shit
Guy 1 "Mate, I need a petrol"

Guy 2 "you what?"

Guy 3 "petrol pump, dump. . u pillok"
by Dave118 April 22, 2011
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Vitaly Petrov

The first Russian Formula One driver. He paid his way into Formula One, and was, and still is, ripped on for it because of the amount of money he's bringing in and because he makes mistakes! Yeah, like you people who bash him for it have never made a mistake in your sad lives, so just shut up.

This label of being a so-called "pay-driver" totally overshadows the fact that he's actually very good. I guess it's because of luck, and because he needs a better car, then maybe, just maybe, people will respect him more.
Vitaly Petrov will be champion one day, that is, if he's given a decent enough car.
by VitalyKimiSebNirvana October 14, 2012
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Pedro

Pedro is the Brazilian kid who's forehead is acne infested and is so short and disgusting. Best friends are the dandruff crusty eyelash freckled blond pubescent disgusting nasty boys. He is so disgusting that people hunt him down for his disgustingness and take a picture of him and trap his smell, then they use this to put around their house to give people the intention that they are a disgusting disgrace to the world and should not be within 5 metres of said residence. If you stand to close to this disgusting abominable horrific objectionable gruesome loathsome nasty vile nauseating pedro you will be infected. Stay away. Will think all girls fall in love with him even though the disgusting rat is 3'1.
Friend 1: Hey its such a lovely day today
Friend 2: *chokes* ahHASWIFHAIbifig
Friend 1: Oh no.... ITS PEDRO AND HIS DISGUSTINGNESS

Pedro: feet toe fungus chungus i choke you with my disgusting rungus smell
by joaks January 25, 2020
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Boarder Patrol

Default restrictions in place on message boards that keep users from accessing off-limits areas of the board.
"Balls. I tried to lurk the Members Only board without registering, but got shut down by the Boarder Patrol.
by Hikken October 4, 2007
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