Pavlov Butt

The condition in which when you approach a toilet your butt begins to do something akin to drooling. Also, your sense of urgency to use the toilet is inversely proportional to your distance from it.
This is a conditioned response which can be triggered by many different things depending on the individual and his habits.

Pavlov Butt makes me hurry and rush to use the bathroom.

by Gramps53207 July 21, 2025

Pavv

A way to refer yourself that you are digging in your butt.

Man: I am pavving it right now

by PavvingIt July 28, 2025

Pavian

SOMETIMES DEROGATORY
1. Pillager Destruction VI term, Villagers trading for close Attention Amongst Villagers Living Between Pavia.
See also: bastard, piece of shit, baboon, cow, pig, cow pirate.

Villager, I see those pavians coming here. Pavian villagers can't pay attention to Garo-Garule villagers!

by Brendon Albanese November 1, 2025

Pavement Ape

A moronic male who can not function in a free society.

He is always acting like a Pavement Ape in public.

by Mr. Right Minded December 9, 2025

thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations...

"I had to go so bad I had a turtlehead, but Buddy was in the bathroom, so I had to go use the Thunder Pavillion!" "I didn't want to stink up the cottage so I used the Thunder Pavillion."

by Woodenhead July 31, 2008

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

Crazy Paving

Describes the process of vomiting on a public street.

Wow, Steve really did some crazy paving after the session last night.

by Burrito Lover December 9, 2008