Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)
Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s
Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell
Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude
Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"
Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"
Chorus
Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s
Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell
Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude
Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"
Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"
Chorus
"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 05, 2021
inserting one's hand into one's pants and rubbing their genitals prior to greeting a fellow homie, player, bitch, or ho by the shaking or slapping of hands
oscar: dude who was that
kevin: oh that was that bitch fred
oscar: didn't he steal your fries last tuesady?
kevin: yeah
oscar: what did you do about it?
keving: before we shook hands i slipped the johnny
oscar: dude youre a fucking tard
kevin: oh that was that bitch fred
oscar: didn't he steal your fries last tuesady?
kevin: yeah
oscar: what did you do about it?
keving: before we shook hands i slipped the johnny
oscar: dude youre a fucking tard
by steven bobeven April 01, 2005
He is such a johnny cake!
by Chelle February 15, 2005
This is when you are loosing in a game and need to clutch, or when you want to be good. It is really common to scream at the beginning of a round "I'm going to johnny b drop now" and then just win. You take the enemys hops, including one 360, one no scope and the enemy alt f4s. It is named after famous johnny b!
by KaiUwe August 31, 2020
A song written by Dave Grohl. As a kid he had a best friend named Johnny Park. Grohl thought he'd give him a call if he named a song for him.
by Zephyruss February 09, 2008
by Lani Cupcake Massacre July 31, 2011
A vision is only a dream until someone helps make it reality. Johnnie Roscoe Production represents more than a dream; it represents the memory of my late son John Roscoe. Who lost his life at 18 year old to senseless violence, John Roscoe had the passions people posses; the sense of accomplishment people desire and music and writing. Through his dream of music production his memories, will live on. This establishment of Johnnie Roscoe Production we conquer the talent others will understand here is family togetherness which matters. Johnnie Roscoe Production is a family ran business aiming to obtain the sense of union and to maintain the importance of music and family togetherness. If you are a new artist seeking to get started in the music business or an established artist needing new direction with your career, here are the services that we can provide.
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Subsidiary to Famous Records Corp/Universal Records
Johnnie Roscoe Production
Music Production * Radio Promotion * Record Label * Artist Development * Publishing * Song – Plugging
Subsidiary to Famous Records Corp/Universal Records
Johnnie Roscoe Production
by J Roscoe February 27, 2011