Ninja Baby 

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.

Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby

Ninja Baby by Huckleboy February 11, 2017

ninja tourist 

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.

"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."

ninja tourist by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

Ninja Turdle 

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

Ninja Turdle by Koreku August 23, 2017

Ninja & Chill 

sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.

-Disruptive-

Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.

Ninja & Chill by JD Disruptive September 19, 2017

Ninja Pipe 

Stealthy blowjob

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.

Ninja Pipe by Ness828 January 8, 2018

Ninja-tits 

A women who has a flat chest

Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!

Ninja-tits by TheDeathlyVirus February 11, 2018

Ninja Bus 

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

Ninja Bus by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018