The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
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I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle
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Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
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