by GuyOfAwesomeness November 23, 2011
Get the Moritz mug.A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:
1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related
4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park
6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related
4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park
6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.
Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
by Saiga12 May 9, 2011
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Get the Moran mug.Meaning the same as "less is more," but with a Man vs. Wild vs. Survivorman twist. Les Stroud, star of Survivorman, has an admittedly less exciting (yet more educational and interesting) show than Man vs. Wild's Bear Grylls. But since Bear's show is as realistic as Baywatch is a show about lifeguarding and Survivorman actually has good tips...Les is More...
I could try packing everything and the kitchen sink on this dayhike, but as I learned on Survivorman, I'll just take my multi-tool. Les is More...
by oso31 September 28, 2007
Get the Les is More mug.An incredible card game in which the objective is to complete the longest "run" of cards as possible by predicting if the next card in the deck is higher or lower than the last one. The game is started by asking the player who's turn it is the question, "Red or black?". If they guess correctly, the first card remains on the table and they begin their run.
Players are not forced to name only higher or lower, they may also opt to go with "same". If "same" is called, and the card next in the deck is the same as the current showing card, they are inducted into the prestigious "same hall of fame" due to the extremely low odds that a player has of making a "same" call and succeeding.
If the same card comes up and the player named higher or lower, everyone points at the card and yells "SAME!". This process is executed three times. If a player loses on any of the following cards, special phrases are yelled.
Queen - THAT BITCH!
Jack - SON OF A BITCH!
Two - DUECED UPON!
If any of these conditions are met, and the card happens to be the same card that was just shown, any combination of "SAME!" and the appropriate phrase above may be used in the yell, not to exceed four yells.
The game never ends.
Players are not forced to name only higher or lower, they may also opt to go with "same". If "same" is called, and the card next in the deck is the same as the current showing card, they are inducted into the prestigious "same hall of fame" due to the extremely low odds that a player has of making a "same" call and succeeding.
If the same card comes up and the player named higher or lower, everyone points at the card and yells "SAME!". This process is executed three times. If a player loses on any of the following cards, special phrases are yelled.
Queen - THAT BITCH!
Jack - SON OF A BITCH!
Two - DUECED UPON!
If any of these conditions are met, and the card happens to be the same card that was just shown, any combination of "SAME!" and the appropriate phrase above may be used in the yell, not to exceed four yells.
The game never ends.
"Hey, want to play Morgan's Run?"
"Hell yeah. That game is awesome."
30 Minutes Later:
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
"Hell yeah. That game is awesome."
30 Minutes Later:
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
by Mister Anonymous Guy September 8, 2006
Get the Morgan's Run mug.An emo kid who is beyond your average emo kid. You buy a new pair of Converse, he'll do it too but then smear them in dog shit to look more used. You buy a sport coat from a thrift store, he'll beat up an old man and steal his, then rub it in dog shit so it seems more old. If you eat ice cream, he'll smear it in dog shit then eat it, but only because he's retarded.
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