Matthew

A man that can only be described as "the being". He is typically bald, that has a passion for chemistry. He not only hates life but he hates you too. No one can control this beast like demon. The being wears a pink shirt 6.02 x 10^23 % of days. But beware, if you make fun of his his shiny glamorous bald head too much, he may decide to grow his hair back as an attempt to fit back into society. Even with this occurring, you can always identify a Mathew by the eternal bald spot let on the top back of his head. if you try to talk to Mathew he will most likely kill himself before you have the chance to unless it is about chemistry. Oh, he also is very, VERY! gay.

I want to have gay sex with Matthew.

by The murbinator December 15, 2016

Matthew

Matthew is a great amazing sweet guy that will make you blush. Although he might seem sweet he can be violent. Over all he's nice smart cute and loves to cuddle.

Matthew is so amazing!
Matthew is the best guy I have ever met.
You'll never find someone better than Matthew!

by Hello_human February 10, 2017

mathiew

Mathiew is a long name for a short guy, he is mostly known for sending memes and are also quite queer.

Mathiews have fun slightly offensive personalities and don't take jokes to heart so don't be shy around them !

Oh, there's mathiew in the scooter squad

Mathiews such a fag

by KKK then August 12, 2017

matthews dick

Very Small

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017

Matthew

A mean hoe who dates pretty girls but cant keep them because he is a crybaby and cries over the smallest things he does in the relationship. He likes other girls while he is dating someone and lies straight to their faces. HOE

Matthew seriously liked someone else while he was dating me?!?

by littleunknown__3 November 9, 2017

matthew

a fuckboi with a triggering face

matthew just shut up

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Matty) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. They have a really big penis and are extremely good in bed. They are also into things (sexually) (ex:fetish’s) some people would not be into. Known to be players but when they meet that special guy, their sold. Matthew's Are tough and solid, but after you get to know them their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and some guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.

Matthew is so caring and so helpful. He’s also very big and good in bed!!

by Name.meanings.1912 May 27, 2019