Cool Math Games 

The most ingenious unblocked site ever. Teachers think it is ok because it's got math in the title but it has minimal thinking games like bloons TD, clicker heroes, and a bunch of other games that would take hours to find on any other unblocked site.

Student: Ms M. can I play cool math games?
Teacher: Sure Billy! I would love an excuse to not teach and get paid while you play on an EDUCATIONAL website.

Cool Math Games by Horny#1 June 19, 2018

Whore math 

When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.

Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.

Whore math by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010

Trongian Math 

Math that is based around the foundation of the number 69.

In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2

Trongian Math by TringTrang March 16, 2017

Duck Math 

A fairly simple concept for anyone involved with domestic ducks. Basically you go to Tractor Supply or any place that sells them with the intention of only getting one or two but you end up walking out with the entire flock that was for sale.

Person 1: Didn't you say you were only going to get two ducks at Tractor Supply?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!

Duck Math by JetBlastSST June 22, 2022

Discrete Math 

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.

1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.

Discrete Math by Dan000001 January 13, 2011

Fados Math 

fados math is math that you can only do or understand while smoking and being high. as you come down from your flight you have no memory of ever doing it.

paul - yo how did you pass your math classes in highschool?

los - idk son i guess it was just fados math.

Fados Math by Los' June 12, 2011

Leave the math to pidge. 

An alternate way to express your suppressed feelings of love.

And Lance? Leave the math to pidge. :)

Leave the math to pidge. by WeHadABondingMoment July 9, 2018