Magic Grandad 

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

Magic Grandad by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

Magic meatballs 

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

Magic meatballs by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

Magic Hippo by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

Magic bots 

join here: discordapp.com/invite/ZCMN7YP and read the #faq kthxbai

just join Magic bots

Magic bots by undefined1234567890 January 3, 2019

Magic fingers

worst operative manager in the world, annoying boss (it also can be an old teatcher, HR , annoying boss, annoying neighbor). She's/He's sneaky, with a fake smile on her/his face all the time; She's/He's happy only then when h she/he makes YOU unhappy; basicallt Cruella de vil, satan on the earth. Doneld trump for example.

-magic fingers is already here?
-no she will come at 9AM

-magic fingers wants to see you!
-shit !

Magic fingers by xunamun February 24, 2019

magic balls 

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.

“julia, mike has some real magic balls!”

magic balls by stoopidass March 24, 2019

Magic Johnson Cure 

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

Magic Johnson Cure by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019