Matthew Bennett

A horny east belfastian that just absolutely loves it his dad also has a Porsche but here did you know he also has a big willy ha well yea his dad has an auction aswell oh and I almost forgot he has a taxi company to haha

Matthew Bennett smells sometimes

by Kirsten345 July 26, 2019

Matthew flinders

Known as the gayest school on the Sunshine Coast. Everyone that attends is rich and loves to fuck boys.

Normal kid: what school do you go to

Rich gay kid: Matthew flinders
Normal kid: so you have gay sleepovers with your freinds
Rich gay kid: yes and we fuck all night long

by Jd1947294 August 7, 2021

Matthew Andres

A sweet and strange that always has something new to bring to the table. Probably into theater.
Likes to send a lot of mixed signals of self confidence, such as calling themselves ‘sexy’ to a ‘rat.’ People named Matthew Andres are astronomical people to know, so never let them go. :)

Person one: Who is that boy?
Person two: That’s Matthew Andres. Always gets the lead role in the musicals.

by BurgerKingEnthusiast June 7, 2021

Matthew Kane

The best defenceman in Cowan Heights Elementary

Wow that guy is so good he must be Matthew Kane

by mkane0617 May 30, 2019

matthews mom

shitty guy with a hot mom

Hey did you see that mom, shes quite the matthews mom

by red_beazt_06 May 8, 2017

Matthew Norman

A boy who loves to spend his weekend jacking off to cars. He often hangs with his lord and savior Cannon. If you break the ten commandments of cannon he goes ape shit and will whoop your ass. He likes playing xbox with his amigos. Is an overall nice guy (Nice guys always finish last).

Lets go to CVS and meet Matthew Norman.

by slimeballlllllllllll9999 September 22, 2021

Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

by Bondini May 27, 2019