landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

by Gwenner June 27, 2015

lanaiya

Lanaiya is the most beautiful, kindest person in the world. So intelligent, warm hearted and funny. She’ll make your day with her smile and his just amazing overall

an example “wow I’m lucky to have lanaiya”

by 🙁😤😤 June 3, 2018

langa and reki

the best couple ever

langa: reki, could you help me with this new trick?
reki: *is ready to devote his time completely to the man in front of him* sure thing, what do you need?

langa and reki, the beat couple <333

by kenma’s wife stfu March 6, 2021

hammer lane

A trucker term refering to the passing lane on the highway. The fast lane.

Move into the hammer lane so we can get past these four -wheelers.

by snapp January 19, 2004

landed

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

by monkeynator June 24, 2005

Bongo-Bongo land

Humorous description of a third world country, usually in Africa.

As in Alan Clark's suggestion that immigrants ought to be sent back to "Bongo-Bongo Land"

by siymon July 21, 2006

Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.

Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."

by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006