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P. Kelly special 

When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.
"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"
P. Kelly special by WIll January 17, 2005

The Kelly and Klein or K n K 

To have a 6 and 9 in your hole cards in texas hold'em.
I won that hand with the K n K

Spud Kelly

Same as Dap, or Respek Knuckles.

Derived from the boxer by the same title.
The friends greeted with a Spud Kelly.
Spud Kelly by Dickens Heighdor April 13, 2008

a Kelly Night 

a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.
"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."
a Kelly Night by DELA0404 October 23, 2011

Uncle Kelly 

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
Uncle Kelly by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

cutro-kelly 

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.
Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.
cutro-kelly by Smoke22 November 18, 2015