Kentucky Suitcase

When you do not own a real suitcase so you use a pillowcase.

I am going to bring my Kentucky suitcase to the camping trip.

by makeallhoesirrelivent April 2, 2013

Kenfit

A sugar and processed food laced nutrition plan combined with a randomly structured training plan leaving the athlete somewhat fit, somewhat fast, and occasionally awesome, though results are unpredictable.

I podiumed on my Kenfit training plan! Kenfit has me eating Chipotle for lunch and dinner plus a huge heaping bowl of ice cream. Kenfit is like Crossfit, without all the douchebaggery and lack of endurance. (kenfit) (promasters)

by Lookboy July 30, 2016

Kentucky long rifle

The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)

She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.

by JakeGebhartUK69 November 13, 2016

kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

kendele

You look at her and can't help but love her. Kind but strong! Can also be a bitch if you push her too far. Very loyal and beautiful. The woman of your dreams if you can keep her.

She is the Kendele of My dreams.
Don't fuck with that Kendele.

by Dogeatdogworld January 13, 2017

Kentucky Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.

Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.

by doctadoseydose February 6, 2017

kene'di

Kene'di is often a beautiful, sexy, funny, amazing women. They are strong and independent and can handle almost anything. You will love her at first sight. She can be quite at first but when you get to know her she's your best friend. She will cheer you up when your sad. Get you a Kene'di.

Boy 1: Whose that smoking girl over there?
Boy 2: That's Kene'di. She's not just sexy she's smart, beautiful, and so funny. So she's mine, bye!

by Dusty6928 May 12, 2018