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A sugar and processed food laced nutrition plan combined with a randomly structured training plan leaving the athlete somewhat fit, somewhat fast, and occasionally awesome, though results are unpredictable.
I podiumed on my Kenfit training plan! Kenfit has me eating Chipotle for lunch and dinner plus a huge heaping bowl of ice cream. Kenfit is like Crossfit, without all the douchebaggery and lack of endurance. (kenfit) (promasters)
Kenfit by Lookboy July 30, 2016
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Kennith simmons 

Ur probably here because of ghost and pals' song "broadcast illusions" or "colorbars" which is now titled "bar" on youtube. The song(s) have a software thats fukases vocaloid voicebank.Kennith Simmons is a gay boy who gets bullied for being lgbtq+. This guy has invested on electronics and soonly met evelynn jacot after stephanie glass got into a fight with kennith. Kennith and evelynn planned hijacking a broadcast that makes the nation do a whole mass suicide to get payback from being bullied. Stephanie glass was deaf so the broadcast couldn't affect her. Close to when the broadcast was about to be finished kennith felt like it was wrong to do this. Evelynn forced kennith to keep the broadcast going but kennith didn't. Kennith then killed himself while the screen was black. Stephanie got worried and ran into kenniths house breaking the door down. Stephanie ran upstairs which had wires and stacks of tvs that played brightly lit colorbars. Towards the ground upstairs was a pool of blood that kennith had been laying in.
Me:hey have u heard of kennith simmons?
Normie:who?
Me:nevermind.
Kennith simmons by Kenny chan October 25, 2020
Related Words
Kenfit • Kenith • kennIth • kenitalia • kenitis • kennita • Kencited • keneita • kenit • kenita
a word similar in meaning to understand
person 1: do you kennit?
person 2: yes, i kennit well
kennit by matt_g October 28, 2006
1. A warrior-mentality type of guy with a strong hankering to cook dead things over an outdoor fire. 2. An incredible lover who is a bit kinky, creative and pays very close attention to the needs of their partner in the sack. 3. Rooted in gaelic, means "Best Friend". 4. Slang for Mr. Mom.
"That guy...he's a real Kenith in bed!"
Kenith by knottybynaturecelt February 3, 2010
If you ever meet a Kennith you will never ever regret it! Kennith is a trustworthy, smart, loyal, funny, caring, kind, helpful and an understanding guy you will ever know. He may seem very weird and awkward at first but once you get to know him he's the bestest friend you will ever have. He can keep your secrets, dramas and craziness that only both of you could understand, he seem to enjoy his own fantasy which is a bit weird not gonna lie! He's very observant and can immediately tell if you're lying! He tend to hide his pain on his beautiful smile but deep inside he craves for love, care and a hug. He just needs to be reminded that he is not a nobody. Kennith is one of a kind and really rare, but if you ever meet one you're lucky!!
I met a kennith once and until today we're still best friends
Kennith by Mash01 March 16, 2023
Kennith is an Is an amazing, And awesome boy who is a chick magnet and loves sports. No one can really understand him but he’s cool
“You know I never understand that kid, Kennith.”
Kennith by Jaylan May 12, 2018
To click it, lose it, go psycho at someone. Sometimes for good reason, but also for reasons that dont seem that bad.
daemoe: "man did u see Ken kenit at that guy yesterday"
jonohhhh: "naa, why did he kenit for?"
daemoe: "cause its ken"
jonohhhh: "touche"
kenit by jonohhhh November 19, 2007
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