Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place 

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Johnny Wasted 

When someone is out of their brains drunk

"He got so Johnny Wasted last night that i just went home'

Johnny Wasted by Stefane January 11, 2009

johnny gas pedal

the act of holding a dudes feet while kicking him in the groin

Dan: That was a pretty good fight until the one dude fell, then it was all over.

Kyle: Yeah, that was the perfect opportunity for me to give him the johnny gas pedal and really turn things in my favor.

johnny gas pedal by Bobby-O February 24, 2009

Johnny Shaded 

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

Johnny Shaded by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

johnny slapnuts 

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

johnny slapnuts by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

johnny mccormick 

A hot as motherfucker that has a huge cock and always gets major bitches and ripped as fuck but he loves to cuddle

Johnny McCormick has such a huge cock

johnny mccormick by Slayingalways March 21, 2017

johnny thicc

johnny thicc is like that one guy, that is just super hot. He can totally kill it at the bass guitar. He has many friends but is insecure. He loves music and hot girls. He just wants to party and have sex all the time.

Johnny Thicc is a G.

johnny thicc by Johnny Thicc May 17, 2019