iProne

Another name for the Apple iPhone. A mobile device that can play games, music, movies, tv shows, and be used as a phone, email client, and web browser. Its especially good at displaying porn with its large screen and full web browsing capability while on the go.

Dude, can you pull up some elephant cock with your iProne?

by jsplifer March 2, 2008

Ironicness

Adj. of irony. (made up by two very crazy ladies)

A: Hey, the unsinkable Titanic just sunk.
V: Ah, the ironicness.

by Avevil February 22, 2009

Iron Man

Applies only to lefties. This occurs when a left-handed person gets a lot of graphite "residue" on the left side of his/her palm when writing for an extended period time. The graphite that goes onto the paper smudges onto the lefty's hand. It can get quite annoying.

Bro, I got total Iron Man from writing that English paper today.

by Greenday4500 February 21, 2011

post-ironic reverse reverse psychology

Saying what you really feel in an ironic tone of voice.

E.g. 1 (Spoken in an Aubrey Plaza monotone) *rolls eyes* "Oh yeah, I totally wanna have sex with you right now."

E.g. 2 "She was using post-ironic reverse reverse psychology again."

by aubreyplaza April 20, 2014

Pareto's Iron Law

The Italian sociologist living in the early 20th Century observed that the distribution of wealth and income remains roughly the same in modern industrialized societies no matter what governmental policies are pursued. A corollary of the Iron Law is the "circulation of elites" where groups vie to be the dominant group under various guises including equality and social justice, but there is always an elite no matter what.

Liberal elitist humanitarian: Let's pass legislation to make a more equal, fairer society.

Conservative realist: That will get us no where except you leftists will be in power rather than us. There is the brutal fact of Pareto's Iron Law. We cannot escape inequality of result.

Liberal elitist humanitarian: Well, I know, but at least we will be ahead of you conservatives. We hate you because you do not love everyone as we leftists do.

by Tex in Tex February 25, 2008

Ironman dat Hoe

means to skeet on a girls face and cover her face up with a paper bag making her seem as if she was ironmam

mane last night i ironman dat hoe then i put a paper bag over her face!

by stunna boy April 3, 2008

curling iron

An object that the chair leg girl, ( a girl from Miramichi, New Brunswick that stuck a chair leg up her vag and then sent the picture around to everyone) stuck up her vagina for pleasure and then told everyone. Also an item that you can curl your hair with (:

Oh that curling iron feels so good ! but i can also curl my hair with it !

by Sandy1234567890 October 19, 2010