Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Pick a tree

When your friend wants to hang you.

“You wrong for that. Go pick a tree”

by bluesmoke2 March 9, 2018

Gerard Tree

A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.

Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!

by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012

spamming-tree

When using reply all to respond to a message of over 1000 people to convey that you didn't want the email.

Sir, we have an alert for a serious spamming-tree incident currently plaguing the global group dynamic list for all employees.

by KeinoBombastic June 26, 2023

Cooking Tree

The Best Cooking Youtuber alongside Nino's Home who known for nice recipes

Kim Searches "How to make great Recipes" on Google
Results: Cooking Tree
Kim: Nice

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

such a fucking tree

A person who is a tree often are named wilson

how am i a tree
your such a fucking tree

by dfdfjhgjkbvnjv April 27, 2022