Imaginary Numbers

A fake number that does not exist. It’s only purpose is to ruin lives. I hate math.

Kayla said imaginary numbers make her happy, and I was just happy to hear that she was happy. She’s a beautiful girl who loves coffee.

by ajc3117 September 20, 2018

Dynamic Image

Where lame faggots go to "pimp out" their mom's Chevy Cavaliers and/or Dodge Neons.

I hate Dynamic Image. I hope those wing sportin mother fuckers rot in hell.

by Fusy Baby December 11, 2004

Imagineering

Bleeding edge development of new and exotic products, often without adequate prototypes or product testing, sometimes with devastating or expensive results. Associated with pushing products to market.

The 1940's Lockheed reverse canard solid fuel flying-wing alpha prototype (the human bottle rocket) was imagineering at its best.

by roadkill July 18, 2005

imao

when morons who see 'lmao' think that the 'l' is actually an uppercase 'I'.
when would 'i' ever mean 'laughing'?
thats like saying 'd' means 'reading'
stupid as hell

ME: lmao, that was funny.
JERK#1(in all caps): IMAO, I AM A MORON!

by psolms December 27, 2005

Imatot

To Imitate

Don't not, not imitot meh.

by Ram-Dawg April 21, 2003

Imagibate

One who masterbaits while imagining another person, animal, thing, or pretty much anything that gets them off.

"Wow that chick is so hot i might have to imagibate to her fine ass later"

by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

imaginary friend

Any used-to-be friendly human idiot who has hurt you in any way, including leaving you out, bitching behind your back, or just generally acting selfishly and not thinking you would notice.

Annie and Laura are my imaginary friends.

*annie and laura text each other leaving person out*

Person walking past: who's that
Person getting left out: who's WHO?

Person 1: those girls sitting next to yo-
Sad person: WAIT, YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO??!!

by ==========________========== August 25, 2017