Canadas History

1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).

2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.

Ran outta room for my winter clothes...gonna have to make them Canadas History.

by Reinhardtz February 4, 2010

Canadian History

A dank hole in an otherwise lifeless tundra.

Boy, I sure am tired of staring at all of this Canadian History, really gets me down.

by Bill Brinkly February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it cannot be described on national television

she's so skanky she'll do canada's history

by ilovecolbert February 5, 2010

Canada's History

2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.

Hey stud, you wanna teach me Canada's History?

by Carlos Cumslurper February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on top of the Stanley Cup naked. A man covers a pair of moose's antlers in maple syrup, and inserts them as far as possible into the woman's vagina and anus. When the woman can no longer hold the antlers, the man removes them. Then, he attempts to lick up as much syrup as possible from the woman's vagina while she defecates into the Stanley Cup. When the man finishes his search for the syrup, and the woman is finished with her movement, the two eat the excrement out of the Stanley Cup.

I have answered Colbert's call by describing to you all Canada's History

by JD4566 February 4, 2010

canada's history

Canada's History, is an elaborate sex move, starting off this unusual fornication deals with the insertion of moose antlers into one or more holes of the mail or females partners body.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.

Dude, Stephan Colbert was talking about that nasty Canada's History on his show last night......nasty shit man.

nasty.

by 1234321212 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which the man sits in a corner in the fetal position while the woman wears a crown and takes a dump on him and waves at random objects around the room as the prime minister walks in and takes your money.

Dude, Canada's History sucks, I should have stuck with the beaver.

by Konfucius25 February 4, 2010