The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.
"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."
"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009
Get the Clear goggles mug.So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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Aw man last night my friend fell asleep and we put some dooberman goggles on him but he woke up and cut them off.
by Payy_tawn May 12, 2010
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A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"
by TheCERNicorn August 13, 2012
Get the CERN Goggles mug.Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
by flagdecal December 20, 2013
Get the Obama Goggles mug.a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.
Joe:Bruh, why do Avi like that chick? She so ug!
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag
by nicoleamy April 28, 2014
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