"When Karen caught me macking on her best friend, she tore me a new one in front of everybody at the club. Crying, screaming, throwing shit: you know, the full-frontal freakout."
by stickyshift May 22, 2006
Get the full-frontal freakout mug.Is a guy that sneeks in on your girl. While he knows everything that you did wrong in your relationship, from your now ex telling him everything while you were together. He uses thus knowledge to make you look worse than you are, and make him seem like a knight in shinning armor. Inevitably gaining access to the panties. Once a HFJ starts in on her shes gone, move on. Though its near impossible to get her back it can be done. You have the decision to make, can you trust her again or not. A real woman will not be taken away by a HFJ, they will stay and work it out. Home-front jodys are scum of the earth and are not real men. Most of them are pussies that only want one thing and thats that good good you had at one point. Dont waste to much on them, chances are they will not keep her long, and wont meet you anywhere to hash it out like a man should do. In fact the only thing they will do besides previously stated is get her to treat you like shit and make you feel like you did something wrong. Dont worry if a HFJ steals your girl cause there are better females out there and you dont need a ratchet like her anyway.
Frank: Yo, my girl has this friend that's a guy. They talk a lot but she swears it's only a friendship.
Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.
Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!
Bob: Yeah I'm sure.
A WEEK LATER
Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!
Bob: Did you believe her?
Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!
Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.
Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.
Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!
Bob: Yeah I'm sure.
A WEEK LATER
Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!
Bob: Did you believe her?
Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!
Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.
by Ankie October 24, 2013
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A part of the internet phenomena of photoshopped photos where the mouth and eyes are reduced in size. This is a picture of the cast of Friends with the affectations, similar to Woll Smoth
by StellaLuna826 March 7, 2011
Get the Fronds mug.NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.
by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007
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1. to get a horrendous beating in a sport or other competitive activity
2. to drink such a tremendous amount of alcohol that you make a fool of yourself, throw up and fall down
2. to drink such a tremendous amount of alcohol that you make a fool of yourself, throw up and fall down
How was the game last night?
Terrible, we got frontloaded.
Dude you were frontloaded last night.
I wish I could remember. Did I have fun?
Terrible, we got frontloaded.
Dude you were frontloaded last night.
I wish I could remember. Did I have fun?
by zallp August 16, 2009
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