Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.

I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.

by Woodwacker May 16, 2008

Flaping

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.

"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"

by A-Lemon-Rizzle December 20, 2008

Flapoba

noun. {fluh-poe-buh} short for "flag pole ball" the ball that is on top of a flag pole

I have to put a new flapoba on that flag pole tomorrow.

by MagikPiMan April 2, 2009

flapapper

somethin that doesnt propel anything but resembles a propeler and goes flapapapapapapapapapp.

That dude has a flapapper on his hat.

by B-Rog June 7, 2009

flapansmack

The art of being destroyed falling off a skateboard - a successful flapansmack must contain slams at two different bodily angles or more.

Flapansmacks are highly painful to experience and as such are very much a spectator sport.

Also referred to as smackanflap, slapansmash.

Ooohhhh! Flapansmack! He isn't getting up from that!

That slapansmash gonna make him poo in a bag from now on!!

by therealnoodlez June 10, 2009

Flap-tips

The appearance one's fingertips take on after playing computer games for extended periods of time using only the mouse touch pad. Similar to flat pancakes or 'flapjacks'.

You know it's time to get off the computer when you look down and see your fingers have flap-tips.

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010