crap factory

A baby.

Man, look at all that shit! Your kid sure is a fuckin crap factory.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

ass factory

1. someone who sucks so much rim, that one is forced to refer to him/her as an ass factory (usually from Boston, MA).

2. a manufacturing facility which produces large quantities of ass.

i.e. a New England Patriots fan

Josh: Did you see that New England Patriots game last Sunday?

Weave: Why, as a matter of fact, I did Josh. Did you happen to notice Tom "I'm a little teapot" Brady giving rim-jobs on the sideline while the defense was on the field?

Josh: I most certainly did. Tom Brady is an ass factory.

Weave: Hahahahaha, he sure is Josh.

by SteelerJav May 30, 2006

Fect

Short term for, Perfect.
Widely used by individuals when placed in an exciting situation or event that takes place causing them to feel joy.

Tony: lets play hide and seek
Alan: ok
Reggie: not it!
Alan: not it!
Tony: not it!
Anthony: gay.
Tony: k well hide..

15 seconds later Anthony passes by tony in the dark because hes hiding so good but missed him..

Tony: FECT!!


Another example:
Reggie: gay i dont have money to play laser tag.
Tony: i got chuu;
Reggie: FECT!!

by thatoneguywiththehair January 23, 2009

military factor

The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.

I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.

by Otto May 6, 2005

Factor

Term used to rate an attractive woman inconspicously through a system ranging from 1 to 5 (with halves still applicable). 5 is the highest rating given to near perfection, wheras 1 is so inconsequential that it is not worth mentioning. The rate of 2.5 is given to a female that is attractive enough to hook up with while drunk, a 3 is a fairly attractive woman that is pleasant.

Basic rules of the factor system are:
1. You don't tell the female what her factor number is
2. You don't rate your friends girlfriend or wife to his face
3. You don't take personality into account, it's solely based on looks

1. Oliva Munn is a factor 5.
2. It's getting late and the bars about to close, I'll take that factor 2.5 home

by Bass God Alonso June 30, 2009

Bus Factor

A measure of employee value and commitment relating to the amount / cost of work that would suffer as a result of person X being run over by a bus.

"Crikey was that Willy's idea as well? I dunno what we'd do without him"
"Yeah, he has a really high bus factor"

by lardarz September 2, 2009

Dick Factor

A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andrew Breeg December 14, 2008