father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

fathappybeautiful

The feeling of being overwhelmed with joy by the love being received and given, and radiating undeniable beauty from happiness. Also, being totally full from lunch, and just happy.

I’m so fucking fathappybeautiful after my lunch today.

by BadBrizad October 29, 2019

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019

father

Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.

My father is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020