Fake Mode 

The state of faking, To knowingly avoid prior obligations.

Yo dog he said he'd be here in 5 minutes and he aint, that niggas in fake mode

Yo that cab slowed down like he was gonna scoop us, man that nigga in fake mode.

Doobie need to hurry up and drop a CD, man that niggas in fake mode.

Dat nigga said he'd roll a blunt but he smoked it to the head, that niggas in fakemode

Stroul said he was going to come to Brooklyn but he aint allowed out of CO, man that niggas in fake mode.

Fake Mode by Doobert a.k.a Doobie August 5, 2006

stone faces 

A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.

Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk

Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!

Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.

stone faces by chindelly April 8, 2010

Fake D

The first in a long line of "Fakes." Not "fake" due to personality or attitude persay, merely "fake" because he was the second JD to join a group of friends. May have a fondness for television, leather loveseats, anime, wine, and other hipsters.

"I love Fake D, but he is melting into the couch again!"
"I would like to introduce you guys to my friends Joe and Fake Joe"

Fake D by Hamed&Andrew July 18, 2006

fake hippie 

someone who has to say they're a hippie.
OR
someone who smokes pot all the time and wears peace signs bigger that their skull and declares that THAT is what makes them a hippie.

ohh my god i smoke so much weed, and now like.. cause of that i saw god and like..dude i'm such a FAKE hippie.

fake hippie by bootybootybooty October 19, 2008

Fake Girl 

Fake Girls are the obnoxious suburbanite females between the ages of 14 and 19 that act as though they were being filmed for an MTV reality show. Most of what they say sounds as though it was written or scripted out, even though they don't think before they talk. They also appear to put out sexually, but don't deliver. Usually they end up dry humping and calling it a night.

By college this usually wears off, and Fake Girls fall into a trend that is basically free prostitution. At this stage in the game, they're putting out...to everyone they see.

On rare occasions these traits carry into adulthood, and can be seen in some women that reside in the upper middle class of society.

Luke: Hey I heard you went over to the Julie's last night, what happened!?

Vern: She sloppily made out with me, rubbed her thigh next to my nads, and two minutes later said she was to tired to carry on.

Luke: Hasn't she done this to you like five times?

Vern: Yeah...what a Fake Girl

Fake Girl by skuny13 April 21, 2011

dueling faces 

Sexual act in which two women take turns giving one man head.

"They were both trying to suck my dick! They were playing dueling faces."

dueling faces by P-Money315 January 5, 2010

fake rain 

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.

I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.

fake rain by Brandon March 13, 2004