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A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.
Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk
Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!
Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk
Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!
Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.
by chindelly April 08, 2010
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Pete: Hey look at Suzi tamping that double quarter pounder. Thats going straight to her fat ass!
John: She's such a greasy hog. Why did I marry her?
John: She's such a greasy hog. Why did I marry her?
by chindelly March 25, 2010
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Scouse: Hey Geordie, I'm putting a wash on, got any spare dhobi dust?
Geordie: Yeah, in the box by the sink.
Scouse: Oh no, thats not biological!
Geordie: Shut up you poof!
Geordie: Yeah, in the box by the sink.
Scouse: Oh no, thats not biological!
Geordie: Shut up you poof!
by chindelly April 14, 2010
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When you meet someone of the opposite sex who is incredible and you have such a fantastic time but only for a short period. You both go your separate ways wishing you could stay together longer. Normally when you meet someone away from home. You part with fond memories of each other.
Stu: I have to go now, but I loved spending that time with you, you are incredible.
Mary: Its sad, just consider us as ships that pass in the night.
Stu: Ok Bye.
Mary: Bye.
Mary: Its sad, just consider us as ships that pass in the night.
Stu: Ok Bye.
Mary: Bye.
by chindelly April 16, 2010
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