I can't English 

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

I can't English by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021

Queen's English 

1) Believed by uneducated or disinterested Americans and Irish to be a statement of fact

2)The speech of Cyndi Lauper

1) Madison: Teacher, kin yew barry me a pin?
Teacher: Madison, don't you know the Queen's English?
Madison: No ma'am. Is she?

2) Gurls jis wanna have fun

Queen's English by Ramon Z Adams December 18, 2010

Full English Breakfast 

When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her

Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina

Full English Breakfast by top spinner July 29, 2011

full english breakfast 

1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.

how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.

to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children

full english breakfast by evil bob September 3, 2006

proper english

To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.

"He taught me proper english last night."

proper english by Jay Emme May 25, 2006

Speak English 

Speak in Layman terms

Speak English ! The word being defined best in this scene from movie The Avengers
IM : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
CA : Speak ENGLISH
IM : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word

Speak English by Abiral July 16, 2018

Urban Dictionary English

The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.

Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!

J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.

Urban Dictionary English by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011