English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss

My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast

by albynospyder July 28, 2015

English Breakfast

During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".

"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"

by NotJohnStewart December 03, 2013

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

[English Breakfast]

During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.

She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

by D. Butter January 26, 2009

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

english breakfast

a double dose of aspirin and water

i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast

by tyronedashizzle May 12, 2007

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

by LVW October 06, 2019