Plain English 

The English language that understandable, even by Average Joe, Underages, or Elderly people

Speak plain English, please

-Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen

Plain English by Sir. B March 4, 2021

Dirty Olde English Pervert 

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

Dirty Olde English Pervert by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

I can't English 

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

I can't English by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021

Queen's English 

1) Believed by uneducated or disinterested Americans and Irish to be a statement of fact

2)The speech of Cyndi Lauper

1) Madison: Teacher, kin yew barry me a pin?
Teacher: Madison, don't you know the Queen's English?
Madison: No ma'am. Is she?

2) Gurls jis wanna have fun

Queen's English by Ramon Z Adams December 18, 2010

Full English Breakfast 

When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her

Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina

Full English Breakfast by top spinner July 29, 2011

full english breakfast 

1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.

how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.

to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children

full english breakfast by evil bob September 3, 2006

proper english

To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.

"He taught me proper english last night."

proper english by Jay Emme May 25, 2006