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duck story 

a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!
kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
duck story by tsar obama October 26, 2020
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duck my frunkle

The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.
"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."

"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."
duck my frunkle by Tibbleandbits December 28, 2020
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Duck itch 

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.
Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.
Duck itch by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

duck fetish 

a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a duck in any shapes and sizes
singular : xavier has a duck fetish

plural : xavier has duck fetishes
duck fetish by chi long June 13, 2021

Duck queef snort 

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
Duck queef snort by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

Duck leaf 

A dock leaf but is just called a duck leaf
The duck leaf was used to solve georges nettle sting
Duck leaf by Dl87035 September 5, 2021

Duck Hunting with a Rake

A phrase used to describe what a tweaker does. ie: bobble head, spastic, jerky
Look at Bob, he’s duck hunting with a rake. I bet he’s been awake for a week.