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Pix Driving

The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).
News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.
by RaguTom January 27, 2011
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Crane driver

1.person that operates a crane.

2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.
Hey look at that queer cunt knocking people with his arms! He must be a crane driver!

Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver
by Axelned November 22, 2011
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pulse driver

This is a person that cannot maintain a steady pressure on the gas pedal in a car. Instead, they go on and off the accelerator repeatedly, causing a terrible experience for all passengers.
"No way, we're not driving with him. He's a pulse driver! It makes me nauseous!"
by Mill194 August 4, 2013
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Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.
by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015
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bottle drive cocktail

The leftovers from bottles and cans mixed in the bag in which bottles are collected in bottle drives. 99% alcohol backwash
Ew look at all that bottle drive cocktail! Yuck!
by doof102 September 6, 2014
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pile drivin'

Inserting your penis very deep into a woman.
by lddc March 28, 2015
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Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you
Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over
by Aloushi May 7, 2015
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