Evil Dave

To masturbate with a strap-on while thinking about your mother.

As i went down stairs i noticed Danny was Giving himself an evil dave! Oh-No!!!

Evil Dave by Z A K K November 18, 2009

nah dave 

This phrase is used when two friends see each other instead of the common hello. Note the name dave can apply to any male irrespective of age and race.

EHSAN: Nah dave how you been bro?
NASAF: daveee nahhh

nah dave by nikibin November 2, 2006

gator dave 

someone who can sneak around provide inside information, also known as a mole

Mark:Hey did you hear about Joe?
Steve:hey wait till Gator Dave leaves, he'll tell corporate

gator dave by Vol November 18, 2007

German Dave

To ejaculate onto your bedroom carpet during masturbation.

“I had no tissues so I had to do a German Dave.”

German Dave by safety&comfortguide January 31, 2012

Dirty Old Dave 

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

Dirty Old Dave by jennI October 6, 2012

Spase Dave 

Thinks hes better than everyone else. Ego maniac, conceided and dillusional and is very paranoid of what everyone thinks of him.

Person1: Man look at that guy he thinks everyone likes him when they really dont like him
Person: What a Spase Dave

Spase Dave by Captain Planet June 30, 2003

ansh dave

A homosexual kid who likes curry. He likes sleeping on top of men and loves getting made fun of. He gets made fun of a lot of and people feel bad for him. He also goes by Ank

Guy 1:hey is that ansh dave?
Guy 2: yea that is he likes being called ank

ansh dave by The one faggot September 7, 2018