I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

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Dirty daves soup imported from detroit

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.

Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"

by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011

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god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

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Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.

My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that

by anonymous May 1, 2024

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Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(opposite sex: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

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Daveed

A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.

Daveed loves pussy

by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024

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