cunt crusher

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009

cancer cunt

The most massive of the cunts of the carcinogenic variety. More immense than even the cuntox, and cancer toxic too.

"You look glum, what's up?"
"It's those fucking cancer cunts again, nausing up my life"

by Superhero #1 April 1, 2009

Staunch Cunt

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt

i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt

by Bevdogg August 7, 2011

chap cunt

A very dry vagina that has not been used for years.

Shut the fuck up Millie, you stupid fucking chap cunt!

by Bigblackcock69 May 1, 2015

Dumb Cunt

An alcoholic beverage originating in the western Massachusetts hill town of Great Barrington. It consists of vodka, (typically Tito’s), cranberry juice, and just a splash of orange juice. May also be used as a term of endearment amongst close friends.

“ Bartender, I would like to order three Dumb Cunts for myself and these other two Dumb Cunts.”

by Bartender April 2, 2020

Token Cunt

An informal (some might call it vulgar) term used to describe a female who holds a powerful or coveted position only because of her gender. Publisher Larry Flynt first used this term to describe justice Sandra day O'connor of the supreme court.

(The supreme court is) "nothing but eight assholes and a token cunt"

by simonthefag December 18, 2008

slush cunt

a girl being such a whore that she has many different mens cum in her

man that slush cunt wanted to me to eat her but i was like i didnt want to taste i dont know how many men that have been there before

by iceblaze August 4, 2005