Coffee Cunt

Somebody who is proud of his/her (usually her) 'addiction' to coffee; somebody who never shuts up about how much he/she needs coffee to function, as if it's a quirky personality trait, or a hobby, or just something to make her seem like an interesting human being.

Usually a fan of Starbucks or some other shitty chain café; usually takes a particular type of coffee (Latté, Mocha, (worst of all) Frappuccino) and tells everybody that it's "all I ever drink."
"I've got to have a cup of coffee, I can't start the day without one! I can't do anything until I've had my macchiato! I can't help it, it's just who I am!"

"Shut the fuck up, you Coffee Cunt"
by CatCity November 12, 2011
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Jack Cunt

A "Jack Cunt" is someone who is selfish, unwilling to work and use energy during a task involving more than one person. The person who has been deemed a "Jack Cunt" may also try to use excuses to avoid performing the required task, which usually involves them suddenly disappearing, then reappearing after the task has been completed. Jack Cunts will always think about themselves first..
Nick - Excuse me bro, can you please help me lift this…
Alex - Nah

… Jack Cunt
by phantomplayerX May 28, 2015
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cunt

an adjective used in the gay community used to describe a feminine male or it can be solely used in place of the word feminine. It can also be used as a compliment.

"You should talk to Jamal, you know he like you."
"Naw, you know how Jamal is, he just a little too cunt for me!"


Oooh, girl! Where did you get that dress from?! She's CUNT!
by Eduado08F April 27, 2009
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Cunt Swab

A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.
Person 1: You talking shit, ass eater?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up “cunt swabhead ass.
by WittyIG April 25, 2019
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absolute cunt

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.
by N. Oddy November 13, 2013
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meaty cunt

A vulva with big and protuberant pussy lips (just the inner or both).
"Many men like and prefer meaty cunts "
by Willhelmina Plowes May 06, 2015
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He-Cunt

1. A weak and feminized man

2. A man who worships political correctness

3. A Tampon Chewer
John was protesting and whining about The President acting like a real he-cunt .
by VIGOROUS JONESY February 02, 2017
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